RULES

All services use in-game currency only (gil). We do NOT participate in RMT (real market trading).Every visitor, patron, and all staff must adhere to these terms and conditions.Failure to do so could result in actions being taken, such as a warning, being removed from all lists and services within Lalaland, a report to Square Enix, etc.
Neptune's Nook and Lalaland reserve the right to accept or deny any persons for any reason.You MUST be 18 or older to drink any alcoholic beverages Neptune's Nook has to offer.
All staff is above the age of 18.All staff and patrons must conduct themselves in a manner that is not malicious and purposefully upsetting to any individual. If a complaint is issued, it will be investigated in a timely manner. If anyone feels uncomfortable in any way, do not hesitate to say something to the manager or their assistant.
Examples of ill-conduct: Trolling, stalking, name calling, etc.Absolutely no ERP within Lalaland.

drink menu

CUSTOM DRINK - 8k
In Lalaland, we make all your dreams come true, including crafting the perfect drink just for you! To get your ideal beverage, simply place your order in the say chat with the drink of your choice (example: “Rum and Coke” or “Martini”). Then, send a Private Message to your bartender with the CURRENT combat, crafting, or gathering food or tincture you’d like.Our talented mixologists will custom-make your drink on the spot and hand you the CURRENT food or tincture of your choice, saving you from the hassle of bag cleanup for only 8k. Our mixologists are the finest in the land, so don’t forget to tip your bartenders for their exceptional service!

HAPPINESS JUICE - 4k
Want a quicker, cheaper option? Order our delicious Happiness Juice!

BAR BUYOUT - 2m
Buyout the bar to show appreciation for your bartender and spoil everyone with free drinks* for the rest of the day!*Neptune's Tranquil Brew drink and game NOT included

bath and spa menu

NEPTUNE'S NOOK TUBS
Step into a world of tranquillity at Neptune’s Nook, where the baths provide an oasis for relaxation and social connection. Designed to emulate the serene ambiance of the ocean depths, these baths invite guests to unwind in a welcoming environment filled with gentle sounds and soft lighting.
As you immerse yourself in the warm, soothing waters, let the stresses of the day melt away. The communal area encourages interaction, allowing friends to catch up while meeting fellow visitors seeking a moment of peace. With thoughtfully curated seating areas and relaxing décor, it’s the perfect setting for laughter and camaraderie.
Enjoy a selection of refreshments as you soak, enhancing the experience with delightful flavours. Whether you're here for a solitary escape or to share laughter with friends, the baths at Neptune's Nook promise a refreshing retreat that nourishes both body and spirit.

PRIVATE SPA EXPERIENCE - 250k per hour
Indulge in the ultimate escape at Neptune’s Nook with exclusive access to a private spa, offering a peaceful and luxurious retreat for your crew. Immerse yourself in a serene environment designed for relaxation, perfect for unwinding after a day of adventure or simply enjoying a tranquil getaway. This secluded space is ideal for those seeking a quiet, intimate experience, where you and your companions can relax in comfort and privacy.

Neptune's tranquil brew - 50k

Crafted with care, Neptune's Tranquil Brew is infused with calming herbs and a splash of oceanic mystique. This serene brew offers more than just relaxation—it’s your gateway to Neptune’s Deep Dive. Take a sip and prepare for an adventure beneath the waves as you roll for a chance to win exciting treasures!When you order the tranquil brew, you’re not just sipping on a soothing brew—you’re embarking on a deep-sea adventure. As you savor the calming tea, you’ll dive into Neptune’s depths with a roll of fate! With one swift /random roll, you could surface with a legendary treasure or… perhaps a laugh at what the ocean washed up. Will you discover riches beneath the waves, or just water in your lungs? There’s only one way to find out!

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Bust	Rusty Can of Corn	Gaelicatnip Jar	Glass Bottle	Waterlogged Nudie Mag	Shimmering Shell	Mystic Starfish	Ocean’s Bounty
Just some water in your lungs.	Enjoy one of Paprika’s legendary dad jokes!	The finest Gaelicatnip, tightly sealed for freshness.	Recycle for a free drink anywhere in Lalaland.	Nice. No prize, but a good laugh.	Redeemable for a raffle ticket anywhere in Lalaland.	One hour of free private tub rental.	Jackpot! One month of FREE Superstar VIP park-wide access.

Neptune's Deep Sea Adventure

100k per personUp to five players listen to Captain Paps as he guides them through their voyage. He will prompt players throughout the story to choose how they would like to act in the given situation. These decisions will determine how their story ends... and the treasures that follow.For adventures ended miserably, players earn nothing.
After a successful endeavor, players are rewarded a small souvenir.
If players are able to claim the ocean's bounty, they will come into plenty of spoils and riches.All story content is generated with Chat GPT. Every round of play is recorded in the #🐙captains-log⛵channel of our discord server.

Neptune's Tranquil Brew

50k per playOrder Neptune's Tranquil Brew from the bar and then roll the dice with /random to see what washes ashore for you from the ocean's depths.

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Bust	Rusty Can of Corn	Gaelicatnip Jar	Glass Bottle	Waterlogged Nudie Mag	Shimmering Shell	Mystic Starfish	Ocean’s Bounty
Just some water in your lungs.	Enjoy one of Paprika’s legendary dad jokes!	The finest Gaelicatnip, tightly sealed for freshness.	Recycle for a free drink anywhere in Lalaland.	Nice. No prize, but a good laugh.	Redeemable for a raffle ticket anywhere in Lalaland.	One hour of free private tub rental.	Jackpot! One month of FREE Superstar VIP park-wide access.

MEET OUR STAFF

Paprika Marika - ManagerPaprika Marika, the witty and sharp-tongued Lalafell, has made waves in the Lalaland community with his vibrant personality and knack for mixing drinks. After honing his skills as a bartender at Klub Kupo, he has embraced a new adventure as the manager of Neptune's Nook, while still serving drinks at the club on alternate days. With a passion for storytelling and a love for the oceanic theme, he is dedicated to creating an immersive experience for guests.Paprika's journey has been anything but straightforward. Once a private investigator, he fell into gambling debt, leading him to seek help from the enigmatic Chadelina, head of the 'Lala Cosa Nostra.' Now, as he navigates the complexities of managing a spa, he finds himself channelling his past experiences into building strong relationships with his staff and patrons alike.With a flair for the dramatic and a treasure trove of dad jokes, Paprika brings humour and warmth to Neptune's Nook, inviting guests to dive deep into a world of relaxation and adventure. Whether guiding them through the intricacies of the Neptune’s Deep Sea Adventure or crafting custom drinks at Klub Kupo, Paprika is committed to making every visit unforgettable.

Kitsune Spirit-Fox - BartenderKitsune Spirit-Fox brings her signature charm and grace to the bar at Neptune’s Nook, ensuring every guest’s experience is unforgettable. With a natural warmth and friendly demeanor, Kitsune serves drinks with a personal touch that makes everyone feel at home. Whether you’re indulging in one of Neptune's famous custom drinks or simply stopping by for a chat, her lively wit and caring nature make her the ideal bartender.Raised in New Gridania, Kitsune’s background as a Dragoon and Lancer honed her precision and skill, which she now applies to the art of mixology. She crafts drinks with the same care she once used in battle, and her guests appreciate the mastery behind every cocktail she creates. Beyond her skill at mixing drinks, Kitsune’s playful humor and ability to connect with people bring life to the bar, adding an extra dash of joy to the Neptune’s Nook experience.Outside of her work as a bartender, Kitsune remains a fierce protector, always ready to defend her Lalaland family both on and off the battlefield. But at Neptune’s Nook, her goal is simple—spread smiles, laughter, and of course, expertly mixed drinks.

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